Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I just figured out who you are. You're not from Illinois. You're from Indiana! You're the fat M^G^ loser who pulled the gun at the protest yesterday! It's all over the news! Is that why you're so upset all the time? Because of your three stomachs?

   "Navarro is truly a moron. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂

   Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?

   Welcome to your fifties. Now your eyebrows grow from your left shoulder.

   "90% of Japanese cars are made in Japan." Before being called back to from the stage after forgetting to actually sign the document. Donald Tr🤡mp (Stable Genius) April 2nd, 2025

   "We will sign a new trade agreement with the European Union and work to further diversify our trade to other ex-U.S. Partners." Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum. Atta girl 🇲🇽

   Mortgage rates are dropping. Thanks, President T.

   Since the 1970s, at least 26 women have publicly accused him of r*pe, kissing, and groping without consent; looking under women's skirts; and walking in on naked teenage pageant contestants. Then of course, there's 13 year old Katie Johnson.....

   SO many M^GA guys have beards. To hide that weak-assed jawless slope of a chin. Must take them 20 minutes to put on a f*cking pillow case 😂

   Question - is being a sexual deviant, pervert and a criminal a REQUIREMENT for joining M^GA? Look up Jonathan Braun. Yet another one of DT's buddies whose sentence he commuted, who has been rearrested for numerous assaults and crimes against children.

   The sleepy, old guy saw nine straight quarters of record stock gains and job growth. The smartest businessman in the world fvcked it all up in eight weeks.

   All 4 times in history, that The Dow dropped more than 2,000 points, and the 8 times that Dow dropped most on single days, was under him. This is better than sports lol

   Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture

   For $100 I’ll come over and pretend I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, when you have unwanted company at your house.

   The reality is that F○x News has rarely included a live stocks ticker.

   i like my men like I like my coffee. not that hot but still making me anxious

   I'm arguing with a cretin who gets his information from Facebook posts

   The "worlds"? Wow. That's a lot of people. I believe there's over, 8 billion people on the planet now? HOW small is your world? I knew it. You live in a basement, and you never go outside. I F*CKING KNEW IT!!!! 😂 Aren't you tired of getting owned?

   This is getting boring. It's like beating up a butterfly with only one wing.

   Single quotation marks are used to indicate a quotation within a quotation. That's not what you did. Jesus Christ you dumbf*cks make it easy for me.