StonerDudee Funny Status Messages
Search results for status messages containing 'StonerDudee': View All Messages
Page: 3 of 28
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
I wouldn't make it very long as a tattoo artist because I would always be asking "You're kidding me, right, you want that?"
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
On the bright side, selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Job applications are stupid. "Why do you want to work for us?" Oh, I've always had a passion for frozen yogurt.....b*tch I'm broke!!
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
I hate guys who are like "your dating my ex? Hope you like leftovers" like wtf, haven't you had cold pizza the next day? It's the best
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying "sorry breaking up with you" or that a minute later she text me back "sorry wrong number."
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer but you can't take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Sometimes I feel like a loser for spending so much time on Facebook. Then I remember there are people out there who comment on pornhub videos
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
Found a bag of marijuana at work last week, and like any responsible employee, I disposed of it. In a series of small fires
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper...
![messageicon](images/button/quote.png)
One day when someone rings my doorbell I'm gonna stand by the window with a straight face and just stare at them to see what they would do
[Search Results] [View All Messages]