snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.

   Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!

   I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!

   Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.

   This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.

   In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

   Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.

   My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.

   Mary had a bearded clam-Her pubes were white as snow-And everywhere that Mary went-She'd give the boys a show.

   Doing my spring cleaning, which is very similar to my winter cleaning which kind of resembles my autumn cleaning that's very much like my summer cleaning, but in the spring time.