https:/www.galaxus.ch/en/sector/showdiscussion/snapchat-xhack-visit-kunghaccom-c4o8wfhy-227421 Funny Status Messages

   Whenever I see a warning label on peanut butter saying it may contain peanuts... I understand why aliens don't visit us anymore.

   EVERY TIME I visit a website, I click Accept cookies. I have yet to receive a single cookie and I'm getting sick and tired of the lies.

   no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.

   Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂

   Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.

   Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

   The next time you visit someone with an Alexa, secretly say, "Alexa, set 3am alarm with horror movie sound effects".

   Dear Mr troll some cure disease in life some stop wars you have been able to destroy a fun site to visit. Maybe you can move out of nanas basement next.

   Too old for SnapChat. Too young for Life Alert.

   Been walking like an Egyptian and need to visit a Cairopractor.