Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?
If you see me talking to myself, don't judge us. We're trying to talk ourselves out of doing something stupid.
Did my taxes and discovered I still owe Ukraine $4000.
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04-18-2024 12:54
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I am positive that there isn't life on any other planets ! If there was Trudeau would have sent them money
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04-17-2024 18:15
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I always thought it was "Blew by you"
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04-17-2024 16:35 by MWC
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I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today. His parents weren't too happy about it.
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
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04-15-2024 15:31
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If Joe Biden's economy is so good, why can't those student loans people pay back their own loans?
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04-15-2024 13:19
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When you die people cry and beg for you to come back. But when you do, there's the running and the screaming.
I saw all your OJ jokes yesterday and they absolutely killed me
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04-13-2024 08:21
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