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Ultimately, I have no hard feelings, wherever my missing socks go, I hope they find happiness
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03-26-2018 14:59
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Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.
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03-26-2018 14:55
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Me & my dog lay together for hours a day. Eventually he gets up and goes to lay somewhere else. It hurts my feelings every single time.
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03-26-2018 14:51
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Yesterday evening on 60 Minutes was the first time for a lot of men that they didn’t have to verify that they were over the age of 18 before they seen Stormy Daniels.
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03-26-2018 07:16 by
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None of us really knows anything about Stormy Daniels other than her first pet's name was Stormy & she grew up on Daniels street.
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03-26-2018 02:04 by
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I really loved that Stormy Daniels interview on 60 minutes. Best 60 minute of my life!
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03-25-2018 22:20
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I'm looking for a woman who'll love me for my money but is really bad at math
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03-25-2018 19:16
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I got so high ,I had to turn down the TV because I couldn't taste my Macaroni and Cheese .
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03-25-2018 18:27
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Ohhhh you’re an alpha male on the Internet. Here. Have a cookie.
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03-25-2018 07:26
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They should make supermarket camouflage so people you know won't see you and want to talk to you.
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03-25-2018 07:23
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This is my salad fork. That's my dinner fork. This is my lasagna shovel.
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03-25-2018 07:21
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Anyone who says you added too much cheese is an undercover cop.
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03-25-2018 07:18 by
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I want my tombstone to read; "I don't know where ya’ll gonna get your laughs now"
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03-25-2018 06:54
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A Pop Tart is really just a dessert Hot Pocket...
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03-24-2018 23:24
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Fun Fact: The 2nd amendment is why we have the other 26 amendments
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03-24-2018 16:03 by
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A sheep spends it's entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the Shepherd.
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03-24-2018 13:47
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Looks like the first amendment is more powerful than the second.
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03-24-2018 12:50
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I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
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03-24-2018 12:41
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I don't get women. My wife said she bought this lingerie for me, but then got boiling angry when I put it on.
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03-24-2018 12:38
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Dancing in the 70's: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
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