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   messageicon We really are loving these stories of people who voted for him, who lost their jobs. And they go on the news, and they cry about it and they worry about their families. This, has been our favourite thing to watch. It personally gives me a raging hard-on.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 08:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just in case V_*nce didn’t get the memo - Greenland not for sale. So you can crawl the f*ck home with that creepy wife thing of yours.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 08:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait to school you brainwashed, 3" d*ck, subjugated sheepies again today.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 08:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We enjoy mocking you. A bunch of lemmings running headlong towards the cliff. The product of yiur idiot leaders dismantling education by creating a generation of complete and utter imbeciles.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Omg r*t*rdlicans think the D*GE cuts are lowering their taxes! lmfaoooo
←Rate | 03-29-2025 08:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait to be schooled today by our indoctrinated, 3rd world, Cro-Magnon expert.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knock knock. Who's there? Ah. Ah who? Ah who, werewolves of London.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 07:04 by ActuallyFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?
←Rate | 03-29-2025 07:02 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon So where's our in-house lef+ie been? Ah... in bed with his mommy after she made him some Hot Pockets.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 06:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imbeciles on the left have zero idea that this drop is necessary to lower inflation. It's short term.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 06:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
←Rate | 03-29-2025 05:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait. Tampon Tim is a man? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, m€ga sheep.... Check your 401s today? Bwahahahahaha!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They said they voted him in "for the economy," then he ERASED 4.4 TRILLION of stock market value in 2 months. No wonder he loves the poorly educated. 😂
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:12 by Somuchfun Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, gang: you’d have a better chance of teaching a pigeon to speak French than changing the mind of a l€ft-winger. Hence don’t waste your time.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elon Musk just threw a whiny temper tantrum after ACTUAL man Governor Tim Walz mocked Tesla stock for crashing due to backlash against his stupid bullsh*t hahaha
←Rate | 03-28-2025 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give this a th*mbs down if you're in the m*g* cult and realize you've made a huge mistake and want out but now its too late lol
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 46% of R*publicans believe Hegseth should resign. 62% of Am*ricans believe the same thing. Because he's a f***ing moron like his boss.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only secure document in Washington DC seems to be the Epstein client list because dumdum is all over it.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:09 Comments (0)  




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