Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   never fully dressed without a smile!

   how Stella got her groove back

   in fact the real slim shady

   waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

   "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

   still that same great taste just fewer calories

   eating out..at home. ;)

   profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   wondering if they make psycho repellent?!

   colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   easier to get into than a community college!

   out discovering new fears.

   "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"

   drinking beers with his peers

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins

   faking the smile with the coffee to go

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""