Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

   With my iPad in my lap, I feel so fresh. All over.

   Seriously? The iPad? I'll just wait till they come out with a sleeker version... the iTampon.

   One day, you come home and everything has changed, like the locks.

   First, we had the iPod, then the iTouch and now the iPad. Is that for when they have their iPeriod? If so, I would hold off for the next larger version, the max-iPad.

   it's also Enunciate, not ANnunciate. ;)

   this is an apology to one of my friends-a Cowboys fan!I do realise you are a true fan and you were explaining their talents -but when I said I hadn't seen a Cowboy choke like that since Brokeback Mountain - I was being sincere!!

   If you and I woke up in jail together, using only FOUR words, what would you say to me? Copy & paste this in your status and see what your friends would say.

   '̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

   needs to rent a Toyota for a few days, so he has a good excuse of why he's been running over people he doesn't like....damn sticky accelerator.

   wants to remind all you out there that the proper way to annunciate it is "ValentiNes day" - not valentiMes day

   iPad...for when you have your iPeriod

   apple today announced the Ipod for senior citzens ....... its like the Ijitterbug

   thinks the iPad is about as anti-climactic as Obama's first year in office

   Adults do have cooties..........We call it STD's

   Supports Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

   Just saw a commercial with Billy Mays. He must have the same agent as Tupac and Osama bin laden.

   I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Which means I have nineteen hours to do six months of flossing.

   wants an iPad! Not crazy about the name though...sounds too much like an electronic feminine hygene product

   will wait for Apple to unveil the more powerful version: the maxiPad.