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   messageicon thinks it's cool we can celebrate the murder of our messiah with chocolate bunnies & marshamallow chicks.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:08 by brink Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you be upset if chickens colored placentas and put them in a basket with candy and toys?.........
←Rate | 04-03-2010 23:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Lesbians across the street just mowed the grass.....I guess Spring is here.....
←Rate | 04-03-2010 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come."?
←Rate | 04-03-2010 23:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if "rawr" means "i love you" then why does it scare me?
←Rate | 04-03-2010 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks if I would have known I was going to be this thirsty this morning I would have drank more last night!!
←Rate | 04-03-2010 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon better to know and be disappointed, than to never know and always wonder..
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:07 by michellesmith@live.ca Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip for the day: Don't throw manure into the wind.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:06 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? America!
←Rate | 04-03-2010 17:54 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 17:53 by Brades Comments (2)  


   messageicon you may bang hundreds of girls,but your heart belongs to one girl only....so keep banging till you find her.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 17:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who Cares about the Twilight Sparkly Drama...Give me the "Underworld" Hot Vampire on Lycan Action anyday!!!
←Rate | 04-03-2010 17:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - So what if I can't spell armaggedon?..... It's not the end of the world. .....
←Rate | 04-03-2010 15:00 by Y.P Comments (2)  


   messageicon I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "There is always the one girl out there that got away. Guys have that ... and serial killers have that."
←Rate | 04-03-2010 14:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 14:05 Comments (0)  




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