Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Do I got stupid written on my wall..

   I can't believe there are so many privacy risks involved in broadcasting my entire life on Facebook

   What other people think of you is none of your business.

   No seriously if Obama really cant work Playstation & Xbox's we have a real problem!!

   just updated my status........TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

   If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say.. Talk in your sleep

   just watched Titanic backwards. Jack floats to the top, the boat glues itself together, Rose puts her clothes on and every sails happily back home.

   just gave the neighbour's kid a serving. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...so I threw a dictionary at him.

   Seriously facebook? I can write on the wall but not colour it in? WHAT IS THIS???

   life is like a box of coco. Not a box of chocolate, a box of coco. Why? Everything comes in stupid make-it- yourself kits! >:(

   What kind of bees produce milk? B O O B I E S ( . )( . )

   likes the 80's too, but ur not going to catch me snorting blow off the hood of a DeLorean!

   reading Come On In! by Doris Open

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   told my husband, if you don't become more mature, you are going to erect a wall between us, he said hahahaha you said erect!!

   wonders if when the inventor of the bong came up with the idea, did a black light appear above his head?

   Obama, I voted for you. I stay open minded on your views about education and health care even though I don't agree with everything. I am american and you're my president. Dude, you mess with my Xbox and iphone and that's it! You're off my friends list!

   saw that the actress who plays Ginny Weasley and the actor who plays Jasper Hale are engaged. Way to try and end the Harry Potter/Twilight fued.

   Did I just use bacon as a verb?

   Lawrence Taylor quote: "I'm not a rapist but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night"