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   messageicon Jealousy is a terrible disease, Gary. Get well soon.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 19:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ?elohssa ruoy tuo eta rehtomdnarg ruoy sa dettun reve uoy evaH ...gineoKyraG ekaf ,yeH
←Rate | 04-11-2025 19:53 by KornyKoenig'sBrother Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor
←Rate | 04-11-2025 19:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH
←Rate | 04-11-2025 18:13 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 17:48 by Ignatz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Go away kid ya bother me"
←Rate | 04-11-2025 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happened to the funny posts ?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How great is this? Amazon Cancels Orders From China After Steep Tariffs, Plans $15B U.S. Expansion
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We were funny?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 11:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Donald Trump has the cojones to break that cycle of absurdity.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 11:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give it a week until someone starts selling dire-doodle puppies.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can we be funny again please
←Rate | 04-10-2025 10:32 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is a literal cry baby site.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 07:44 by Elephant Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump's critics are so skilled in finance, economics, science, negotiations, data analysis, and removing government waste, why are they also whining over struggling to find a job?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S&P 500 best day since 2008, and Trump doesn't know what he's doing??? Go away, 'crat puppet.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 04:48 Comments (0)  




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