Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   It's Valentine's Day... If you arer married, go and kiss your wife or husband, if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, do the same... and if you are single, kiss the ground and thank GOD!!! =)) HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

   Valentine's Day is the day that the “V” and “D” come together ...

   The best part of Valentine"s day is no more Vermont teddy bear BIG HUNKA LOVE BEAR commercials.

   Happy Single's Discrimination Day!

   The Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" murder story has taken over the headlines. Would't it be an even better story if he used a knife to kill her.

   Steve Martin had his first kid today at the age of 67... and that is how it's done. Happy Valent Times day to him."

   I shot my girlfriend with a cupid's arrow thinking that she would fall more in love with me, but now she's just laying there on the ground ignoring me.

   Oscar Pistorius will try and plead temporary insanity! I personally do not think he has a leg to stand on!!

   I'm spending Valentine's Day with my x.......... box 360.

   Nike has to stop it with this "Just do it". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.

   feeling sad because you don't have a Valentine. Cheer up, no one loves you the rest of the year either

   It looks like cupid saw his shadow again this year!

   Happy Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.) Everyone!

   I’ve decided to spend this Valentines Day with the one I love…. I just really hope she’s working her corner today.

   for all those who are taken, almost taken, taken for granted, waiting to be taken, and those who aren't taken seriously!! Happy Valentinesday!!

   Happy Thursday to all my married friends.

   Sometimes I drink water, just to surprise my liver.

   roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town

   Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!

   Don't make love by the garden gate....love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.