Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck. Tee hee 🤭

   The convicted R*pist won 🏆

   M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.

   Where is that guy who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein for almost two decades? Oh yeah! LOL He's your leader now LMFAO Those of you with teen daughters? You should get them in a position as an intern. So he can put them in a position.

   It's so funny watching all these Teslas get vandalized. This is the best television in years. Can't wait until the riots !

   Not living in 'Murica is the greatest. It's like when you drive by the homeless and see them living in tents and think to yourself "Thank Christ that's not me." We feel the same about the States lol

   Today we're laughing at all the Veterans losing their benefits. GLORIOUS!

   Now that someone vandalized my Tesla, I'm voting for Timpon, said no one.

   Where’s the child sniffer at these days? Oh yeah..he’s riddled with dementia so they have to hide him from the public.

   ...and the meltdown continues!

   Trump won. 🏆

   Psssst, he doesn't give a damn about Isreal.

   Sleepy Joe is 1000x the man and President than that sack of s*** in office right now is.

   Oklahoma Trump Supporter Who Shared Fake Pictures Depicting Kamala Harris with Jeffrey Epstein, Damion Surles, has Been Arrested for Child R***. But let's talk about some random guy that Biden pardoned last year who got in trouble for drugs again.

   Alabama man pardoned by Biden just arrested again for drugs and guns. Great job by the autopen.

   Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.

   I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.

   The right praising their king for the astronaut rescue when it was actually planned by the Biden administration back in August HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

   What is it with so many of Trump's diehard male supporters, being terrible fathers? John Voight, Elon Musk, Rob Schneider.... What's wrong with you guys? Why are you all such terrible, terrible daddies? Is it because your daddy sucked as well?

   This year, he inherited one of the strongest economies in history with the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, the inflation rate at 2%, and the stock market increased by 48%. And destroyed it in 30 days. GLORIOUS!