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   messageicon Do you hate it when someone hacks your update because they're smarter than you because you're stupid?
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:20 by Retardlicanscry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Musk should buy Barnes & Noble so R*t*rdlicans would start to read. He should also buy Pfizer so the R*t*rdlicans can finally start satisfying their cousins lmao
←Rate | 03-21-2025 23:49 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  


   messageicon After what they did on January 6? I hope every single Tesla dealership burns to the f'ing ground because I could give a damn.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous M*G* influencer and frequent F*x News guest, Ricci Wynne, has been arrested and charged with s** trafficking and producing child s***al ab*se material with at least two m*nors. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER M*G* FREAK CHARGED WITH M*****ING KIDS.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 09:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still scratching my head over the L-E-F-T taking the logical concept that is "meritocracy" and making it about R-A-C-E.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 09:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 05:42 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elon Musk is sending his 76 year old mom on a PR tour to beg sympathy for her lil' billionaire N*zi boy aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
←Rate | 03-20-2025 22:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it! You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee
←Rate | 03-20-2025 22:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 21:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany
←Rate | 03-20-2025 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol
←Rate | 03-20-2025 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi
←Rate | 03-20-2025 17:02 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 15:33 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, the JFK assassination files have been released. They say nothing. What a shocker. 😂 So anti-climatic. Like having sex with the first lady.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I SUPPORT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE'S CHOICE NOT TO DISCLOSE HER VACCINATION STATUS. THAT'S BETWEEN THE HAIRY PIG AND HER VETERINARIAN. 🐷
←Rate | 03-20-2025 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck. Tee hee 🤭
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The convicted R*pist won 🏆
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where is that guy who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein for almost two decades? Oh yeah! LOL He's your leader now LMFAO Those of you with teen daughters? You should get them in a position as an intern. So he can put them in a position.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:49 by CreepyJoe Comments (0)  




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