Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.

   "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, officer." The cop removes his shades and looks to the horizon with teary eyes. "Neither do I."

   The result of a government shut down should be the firing of ALL politicians in Congress and the Senate.

   Iranian Presdient Hassan Rouhani thinks he can have his Yellowcake and eat it too!!!

   Just tore the tag off my mattress and there's nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

   I think during every government shut-down, we should declare a Purge, just like in the movie.

   On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....

   Do this mean no mo guvment cheese?

   Sooooooooo.... Since the NSA isn't watching right now, I can say whatever I want.... right?

   Happy "GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN" DAY...again everyone

   The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?

   God I hate T-Party

   Just like the Government....I feel shut-down when my wife talks too much too....

   The guys at Home Depot must take classes to know exactly what I meant by "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing."

   Why does FB show me people I "may" know, LAWD these are ugly people, stop it!

   If our Government shuts down how much Electricity will we save?

   CNN Breaking news: Due to Government Shutdown, all the aliens in Area 51 have been released......

   When Iran and Syria are able to compromise more then Republicans, you know our country has a problem.

   This shutdown seems to be bringing out the inner-retard in everyone.

   GOP= Greed Over People