Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I'd make more Broncos jokes, but I don't want to beat a dead horse...

   Peyton, who just so happens to own several Papa Johns Pizza's, has a New Super Bowl Special... One extra lare pizza, loaded on one side and nothing on the other!

   Soccer weanies...Oh, you bumped into me! I'll fall to the ground and pretend I was hit by a bus!

   O.J. gave Broncos a better name

   No you are mistaken my ignorant friend. I am in Africa right now and we are NOT buried in any orange clothing. Who dresses in orange? Even us have standards.

   Between Auburn and the Denver Broncos, Africa is buried in Orange clothing.

   No matter where in the world your from....From Brisbane to London to Denver...It's official...Broncos SUCKS!!!

   Dear Monday.. I hate u...

   Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.

   Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.

   Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.

   And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins

   the last great run by a bronco was in 1994

   Peyton Manning was just seen buying Marijuana from some dude out in the parking lot. . .

   "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.

   sure blame that game on pot

   Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco

   Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"

   When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!

   Manning really dropped the ball on that one