Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   People who post stuff like, "I am so angry right now", "I am bored" or "I am eating supper" what exactly do they expect us to do with this information? Are we suppose to care or something? What's the correct etiquette here?

   Yeah I would delete all the irrelevant sh*t so that my readers would not have to be exposed to it.

   If people would just drive the Speed Limit, then I don't have to reach for my gun!

   If they blackl isted all of the IP addresses that p ost useless sh*t there wouldn't be anything here.

   Blackl ist IP addresses that p ost useless sh*t

   Nothing screams stalker like a total stranger sending you a friend request from a brand new FB account with 7 friends and none mutual.

   I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.

   I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.

   nuke post is just a troll. quit buying in to it

   America is the greatest country on Earth and we'll nuke the $hit out of anyone who says otherwise.

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   It must suck not to be American. It seems all these foreigners are big whiners. Serious inferiority complex going on there. Why are you so preoccupied with us? Wah, wah, wahhhhh. Shut up already.

   typos don't bother me, they're honest mistakes. What bothers me are illiterates; people who don't know how to speak or spell.

   you are afraid of being judged because of a typo? What a loser. Your comment is worse than the typo.

   it's funnier in its original form, "Happy as a puppy with two peters".

   If you don't believe we're degenerating into a world of illiterates, just read a few pages of this board.

   It's God Bless... Not Good Bless.... And that's why we look like morons!!

   I'm as happy as a dog with two d*cks

   Define FREE you over-leveraged, bankrupt, healthcare inflated, morbidly obese, war monguering, globally ignorant, media slaves?

   America: the most powerful nation in the history. We're gonna have haters from weaker countries. Good bless America!