Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.

   Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?

   Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter

   My wife and I have two very different ideas of what 'Sunrise Service' means.

   Can we stop with all the stupid religion posts?! So you guys have differing opinions.. GREAT! Take it somewhere else-

   The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.

   .... He is risen .....

   "He is risen! He is risen, indeed!" - That's what she said.

   God didn't create man. Man created God. #TRUTH

   atheists lash out in fear... there is no other rational reason for their aggressive behavior

   I taught myself how to ride a bike... I hope you had better parents.

   When your girlfriend says "Oh HE is my best friend" your relationship is already over

   Religion is a crutch for weak-minded people who can't accept reality

   I had lunch today with a woman. Okay, so the woman was on a TV show eating at the same time I was. Okay, so the woman was Berta from Two and a Half Men.

   Since irons are like 1000 degrees, who's bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made??

   did Jesus died for Bin Laden's sins too?

   Non-religious people are idiots

   Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains.

   It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.

   It's amazing how the brain works. I heard a song that I haven't heard in about ten years and I remembered it word for word. Yet when it came to my exams I barely even remembered how to hold my pen.