Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Richard Sherman's girlfriend just dumped him for Malcom Butler.

   Super Bowl lesson; play to your strengths. Seattle should have given the ball to Lynch ... Katy should have shown more cleavage. Go with what makes you great.

   Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations

   so THAT'S what Sherman looks like with his mouth shut

   Pete Carroll Press Conference "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

   Patriots better deflate that frigging ball or they are going to be in trouble.

   I stll like your clam chowder

   Was watching the Katy Perry Halftime Show and a tribute to Owen Hart broke out...

   OK which team has the most dreadlocks?

   So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?

   She lost me at, " I'm going for the Seahawks!"

   No! No, Bryant Gumbel!! We DON'T want to see Katie Couric "twerk"! PLEASE don't ask her again!

   I can make beer disappear, what is your super power?

   After the lost of Whitney Houston in the bath tub, one would think Bobbie Kristina would...perhaps stay clear of tubs and spend more time in the shower instead.

   Deflated balls and accused of cheating?? Been there; done that.

   If we put a pair of glasses on the Super Bowl we could probably find out it's true identity.

   Thanks for the advice, officer. I'll try to be less black next time.

   [job interview] "So tell me something about yourself" I'm on medication

   Not sure about the footballs, but Katy Perry's chest appears properly inflated.

   Imagine sex with me. Too late. It's over.