Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Psssst, he doesn't give a damn about Isreal.

   Sleepy Joe is 1000x the man and President than that sack of s*** in office right now is.

   Oklahoma Trump Supporter Who Shared Fake Pictures Depicting Kamala Harris with Jeffrey Epstein, Damion Surles, has Been Arrested for Child R***. But let's talk about some random guy that Biden pardoned last year who got in trouble for drugs again.

   Alabama man pardoned by Biden just arrested again for drugs and guns. Great job by the autopen.

   Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.

   I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.

   The right praising their king for the astronaut rescue when it was actually planned by the Biden administration back in August HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

   What is it with so many of Trump's diehard male supporters, being terrible fathers? John Voight, Elon Musk, Rob Schneider.... What's wrong with you guys? Why are you all such terrible, terrible daddies? Is it because your daddy sucked as well?

   This year, he inherited one of the strongest economies in history with the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, the inflation rate at 2%, and the stock market increased by 48%. And destroyed it in 30 days. GLORIOUS!

   Facts Don't Lie. In 2017, he inherited a 75-consecutive month of economic growth and destroyed it in 4 years time.

   There's a group of all laughing about how tacky and ridiculous the Oval Office looks now. Look it up. It looks like a Spencer's Gifts. No surprise here though - it is the office to the tackiest, most ridiculous goof on the planet.

   For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose. Learn the law, dipsh*t lol

   Judicial coup happening... federal judges going to be impeached. GLORIOUS!

   Felon47 lost three huge rulings yesterday. 24,000 federal workers return to work in 18 different agencies; The reinstatement of the USAID; trans people can serve in the military..... What a loser hahahahaha

   Murica'. Home Of The Cowards and Land Of The Flaccid lolz

   Your military is a joke now. Veterans who received the Purple Heart, now being denied death benefits by a draft dodger lol. At least we take care of our own.

   I WONDER HOW MANY VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BY PEOPLE WHO BACKUP JUST USING THEIR MIRRORS.

   Rise and shine! What are we melting down about today, lefticles?

   Tesla lost about $38.2 BILLION in market capitalization today. Happy Tuesday, y'all!

   "We want to restore the Department of Justice to an institution that focuses on fighting law and order." White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Hey look. The first truthful thing the bimbo's said yet.