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Elon Musk is sending his
76 year old mom on a PR tour to beg sympathy for her lil' billionaire N*zi boy aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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03-20-2025 22:35
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Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it!
You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee
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03-20-2025 22:12
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I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.
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03-20-2025 21:31
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ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY
DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES?
Love,
Germany
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03-20-2025 21:08
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Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most....
The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol
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03-20-2025 20:47
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Hi

Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.

So, the JFK assassination files have been released. They say nothing. What a shocker. 😂 So anti-climatic. Like having sex with the first lady.
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03-20-2025 09:19
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I SUPPORT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE'S CHOICE NOT TO DISCLOSE HER VACCINATION STATUS. THAT'S BETWEEN THE HAIRY PIG AND HER VETERINARIAN. 🐷
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03-20-2025 09:00
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Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck.
Tee hee 🤭
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03-20-2025 08:57
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The convicted R*pist won 🏆
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03-20-2025 08:54
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M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.
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03-20-2025 08:53
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Where is that guy who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein for almost two decades? Oh yeah! LOL He's your leader now LMFAO
Those of you with teen daughters? You should get them in a position as an intern. So he can put them in a position.
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03-20-2025 08:49 by CreepyJoe
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It's so funny watching all these Teslas get vandalized. This is the best television in years. Can't wait until the riots !
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03-20-2025 08:44
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Not living in 'Murica is the greatest. It's like when you drive by the homeless and see them living in tents and think to yourself "Thank Christ that's not me." We feel the same about the States lol
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03-20-2025 08:43
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Today we're laughing at all the Veterans losing their benefits.
GLORIOUS!
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03-20-2025 08:40
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Now that someone vandalized my Tesla, I'm voting for Timpon, said no one.

Where’s the child sniffer at these days? Oh yeah..he’s riddled with dementia so they have to hide him from the public.
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03-20-2025 01:30 by CreepyJoe
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...and the meltdown continues!
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03-20-2025 01:04
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Trump won. 🏆
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03-20-2025 00:43 by Boogy
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