Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   *Turns on phone and responds to "Happy Thanksgiving" texts all day*... ~misses Thanksgiving dinner~

   If only fans of celebrities, football, rock concerts etc would get as excited about racism, injustice, poverty, illegal wårs..man would be live in a better place

   no really what are reindeer games ?

   so is anybody in the bathroom,drinking wine out of a red solo cup, hiding from the family yet?

   Led Zeppelin doesn't have to be your favorite band. But if they're not one of your top three, we shouldn't be friends. . .

   Don't foget to set you scales back 10 pound this weekend!!!

   I think I've gobbled up about as much as I can gobble on Turkey Day.

   ....... Well ... now that Thanksgiving is over ... I'm fed up ...

   How did taking in refugees work for the native Americans? Dont ever forget that

   Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday

   Trump mocks the physical appearance of a reporter who suffers from a congenital disease. Idiot.

   “It is the preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else that prevents us from living freely and nobly.” ― Bertrand Russell

   Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need

   The Pilgrims were refugees and the Native Americans took them in, fed them and helped them, don't ever forget

   Adulthood is just another word for 'liver damage'.

   Don't forget to have a thought and a prayer for the poors when you buy your useless stuff this weekend

   I don't know what it is But it's on sale!

   Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.

   I bet Payton Mannings family is going to have a hard time eating today. Every time someone asks him to pass the turkey, it's going to get intercepted

   I would say Happy Thanksgiving but no one cares cuz they're hungover