Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".

   The next pro-Tr*mp Post is 100% written by a guy who's been inside a five-year-old.

   Most m*g* men are attracted to children.

   I know a guy in Calgary who keyed a piece of garbage Tesla last night outside a bar lol Great job!

   I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media

   TDS is actually a mental disorder in some states

   Left 1st husband, cheated on 2nd, married member of Journey, broke into band's bank account - embezzled hundreds of thousands after committing fraud and running Ponzi scheme. Now leads the White House Faith Office. LOL. Another M*G* Wh*re.

   Worst case of SFT (stroking for Trump) I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.

   Worst case of Trump DS I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.

   I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently "A way out" wasn't the right answer.

   People who stroke themselves to Donald Trump every day and brag because he won, don't realize that they have lost so much. They're going to realize it soon enough. I laugh at them, and spit on their flag lolz

   I like the word lefticles because not only does it sound like, but is also spelled almost identical to my two favourite things to suck on every night.

   Lefticles mad cause trump is doing great. Best ever

   Do you hate it when someone hacks your update because they're smarter than you because you're stupid?

   Musk should buy Barnes & Noble so R*t*rdlicans would start to read. He should also buy Pfizer so the R*t*rdlicans can finally start satisfying their cousins lmao

   After what they did on January 6? I hope every single Tesla dealership burns to the f'ing ground because I could give a damn.

   Famous M*G* influencer and frequent F*x News guest, Ricci Wynne, has been arrested and charged with s** trafficking and producing child s***al ab*se material with at least two m*nors. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER M*G* FREAK CHARGED WITH M*****ING KIDS.

   Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.

   Still scratching my head over the L-E-F-T taking the logical concept that is "meritocracy" and making it about R-A-C-E.

   When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.