Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   My mom's dead. lol

   There's a lot of anti Trump babies in here!

   Since 2020 to December 2024, the national debt per person has gone from $80,885 to $106,119. Thats a $25,234 increase. As a family of 4, you just picked up over $100,000 in debt. So since you can’t pay it all, you gonna live it to your kids as inheritan

   We are becoming a “pay forward slavery” society we are enslaving future generations to pay for our mistakes today.

   Today we bow down and lower our eyes in a show of respect for our King of Lef*ist Shallow Blather.

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.

   When I was 7 I found a gun underneath my mom's pillow and All I could think was Damn I can't wait to lose all my teeth !

   Good morning, l*fticles... let the meltdown begin!

   Dem women are disgusting.

   I just bought $200 worth of groceries... And then ordered pizza because I don't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries!

   Men on men, adult on child... why are you so fixated?

   DOGE has found so much fraud that not a single person has been charged with fraud. And in case you were wondering? Yes. Melania's still a wh*re 😂

   If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".

   The next pro-Tr*mp Post is 100% written by a guy who's been inside a five-year-old.

   Most m*g* men are attracted to children.

   I know a guy in Calgary who keyed a piece of garbage Tesla last night outside a bar lol Great job!

   I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media

   TDS is actually a mental disorder in some states

   Left 1st husband, cheated on 2nd, married member of Journey, broke into band's bank account - embezzled hundreds of thousands after committing fraud and running Ponzi scheme. Now leads the White House Faith Office. LOL. Another M*G* Wh*re.

   Worst case of SFT (stroking for Trump) I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.