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   messageicon "Navarro is truly a moron, dumber than a sack of bricks. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂
←Rate | 04-08-2025 12:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Navarro is truly a moron. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂
←Rate | 04-08-2025 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The clitoris has 1000 nerve endings. And it's still not as sensitive as the cuck here who apparently feels extremely threatened by Canada 😂
←Rate | 04-08-2025 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Writing your posts backwards because your looking at your phone upside down while bent over the back of the couch getting ðŸĶī'd by your Can*ck neighbours Siber*an husky
←Rate | 04-08-2025 11:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .etis nwo sih no mih ot dednah ssa sih tog eh esuaceb stsop s'rehto no semit fo sderdnuh nottub nwod sbmuht eht kcilc naht od ot retteb gnihton sah gineoKyraG aka JT rooP
←Rate | 04-08-2025 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Houston fans claiming the refs decided the game against Florida... you lost fair and square. The Gators got called for 2 technical fouls. 2!!! And you think there was bias?
←Rate | 04-08-2025 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeeziz, Koenig. Toss the stale '70s joke book already, you cheese merchant.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 09:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, it's great to be a Florida Gator!
←Rate | 04-08-2025 07:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, it's great to be a Flordia Gator!
←Rate | 04-08-2025 07:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 05:30 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna tell a great M^G^ joke but there's at least 3 M^G^ cucks here and I don't want to have to explain the joke 3 times ðŸĪ“
←Rate | 04-07-2025 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LOVED Kid Rock's suit! Ordered one for Halloween. Going as trans drag queen whose wanted gender reassignment surgery but keep getting turned down because I'm already missing testicles and my junk is so minuscule it could be inverted by a greasy Q-Tip 📏
←Rate | 04-07-2025 21:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: DONALD T DRAWS MASSIVE CROWDS ------ of people who hate his f*cking guts ðŸĪĄ
←Rate | 04-07-2025 21:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All his old billionaire buddies are starting to turn against him. This is gonna get so good ðŸŋ When he's finally dead, he's gonna go down as the worst prez in the history of the US.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 21:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, like... no one's talking about eggs anymore?
←Rate | 04-07-2025 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon !orez yb gnidivid
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   messageicon !slacirtcele eht gnireenignE
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