Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I dont like my eyes, they show me things I dont want to see.
If life hands you lemons, go find a kid with a papercut and make his life miserable.
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05-20-2024 06:49 by Jas
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I'm excited to announce that I have completed the first item on my bucket list. I have the bucket.
They say you can't turn a Ho into a housewife, but thanks to Only Fans , you can turn a housewife into a Ho . 😉
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05-19-2024 13:01
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Money can't buy you happiness. But somehow it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
I need to watch it as I've started having road rage behind the wheel. But sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
In relationship with you in a picture
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05-17-2024 13:25
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05-17-2024 13:01
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It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
Just accidentally swiped right on my ex's profile while scrolling through Tinder. My thumb must have been possessed by the ghost of relationship past. Had to perform some emergency thumb CPR to swipe left!
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05-16-2024 19:50 by JCGJ
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