Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Storage? Really? You really are a 3rd world troon.

   I'm funny! And you better agree with it or I'll hold my breath for a long time!

   The result of having 2 mommies is evident here. Canuck boy proves it.

   If they thought climate change was real, they wouldn't be vandalizing Teslas.

   My wife is leaving me because I tell too many Star Wars puns. Divorce is strong with her.

   Pissing them off is SOOO f'ing funny lmfaoooo. Fragile little snowflake cupcake Karens who cannot STAND the fact that we scared all of their little red-capped friends away 😂

   I always look forward to the couple of dumbbells who try to "debate" with us when we're simply using this stupid site for storage 😂

   Just so we're clear, aborting a 6-week-old embryo isn't murder, but allowing your 6-year-old to die of measles because you chose not to vaccinate, is. F***king idiots.

   I wonder if they remake The Wizard of Oz, if they'll use that stuff they put in the MyPillow pillows into the Scarecrow.

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028