Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Does extra virgin olive come with a comic book subscription?

   Philadelphia has more assholes than any other city.

   I can nott wait for poast today so I can give hundred tumbz doun whil play wit my dikc in my othur hand

   Poor TeaJae. Still a loser.

   The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

   Dat no funny I dontt get it I hit tumb down a lot becauthe I hav down sindroam

   The Dow goes sky high, just as expected, and will go higher when more trade deals are announced. All the l€ft talks about is Qatar giving us a jet, and how they were roughed up for bum-rushing an ICE facility.

   I like to eat some weird and uncanny food combinations that would otherwise upset a normal person's stomach. So I guess you could call me "The Indigestible Hulk"

   I was really jamming to the band playing at a recent gathering, so I whipped out my lighter and started swaying back and forth. The look of disapproval I got from the audience was worrisome. I guess this type of behavior is frowned upon in the Church.

   Jasmine Crockett is the Dollar Tree version of Maxine Waters.