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   messageicon going to the store. Do you want anything?
←Rate | 11-09-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
←Rate | 02-12-2009 13:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon transferred organic stickers from the apples & put them on the Oreo packages in the grocery store to make them healthier. They're on me. Enjoy!
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you Gym for being like my Grandmother...Always there for me, even though I only visit you twice a year.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why people think bartenders care about your misrable life. We dont! Now leave some cash and be on your way!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon currently starring in your "Live Feed" ... you may also remember her from past sites such as "News Feed" or your original "Home Page".
←Rate | 10-27-2009 13:39 by HeatherB Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a one armed man in a second hand store the other day.
←Rate | 10-31-2009 13:02 by Sire Comments (0)  


   messageicon says When you go to the drug store to buy condoms, ask them where the fitting room is
←Rate | 11-12-2009 19:11 by BarryClark@twitter.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when Ronald Reagan was president, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us...now we have Obama and no hope and no cash
←Rate | 11-24-2009 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would love to own a maternity store. He would call it "Come Inside"
←Rate | 12-06-2009 09:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about an Apple sporting goods store: iBalls
←Rate | 12-10-2009 21:33 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it you can smoke in a tobacco store, but can't drink in a liquor store?
←Rate | 12-11-2009 14:40 by Krist@ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
←Rate | 12-13-2009 17:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walked by A Maternity Clothes Store today and there was a "Please Come Inside" sign on the door. Duh, Why do you think they need Maternity Clothes
←Rate | 12-14-2009 00:52 by Vito Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to a to a recent UCLA study, surfing the Internet stimulates the brain. And certian sites stimulate other parts of the body.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:22 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when Ronald Reagan was president, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us. Now we have Obama but no Hope and no Cash
←Rate | 12-31-2009 08:43 Comments (0)  



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