小丑料站, 【访问 Amsiga.com】oJM3t5i, MONEYBASE料站地址, 同步鱼, 源码搭建 C69m Funny Status Messages

   Why dont you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma!

   A good friend will take you to the hospital if you fall into a coma. A great friend will draw a mustache on you on the way.

   has heard better comebacks from someone in a coma.

   Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

   why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable... Like a coma.

   just woke from a 2.5 hour tryptophan-induced coma.

   Santa does not get milk and cookies at my house. Beer and pretzels it is. I figure after several million gulps of milk and enough cookies to cause a diabetic coma, a beer would be refreshing.

   To treat a patient in a coma, I believe that you could play an LMFAO song nearby and the patient would have to wake up to turn it off.

   Dear JB HATERs – I owe my life to Justin. On March 9th, 2009 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash. One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, so I got up, and turned the radio off.

   Not sure if I slept or just drifted into a brief coma... can't explain this taste in my mouth either.

   Sorry I just woke up from a coma,,, and OH MAYA GOD,,, They got the date wrong

   why don't you go slip into something more comfortable......................like a Coma

   As I looked at my wife in her coma, I said to the doctor, 'That's it. Turn off the machine, I've given up hope'. 'Sir', he replied 'Your wife has been in that coma for 6 minutes'.

   Marriage isn't so bad, when you're in a coma.

   How long does someone have to be in a coma before you can eat their fries?

   Excuse me dear, but don't you have a date with a coma?

   Sex so good she wakes up from her coma

   I'm sorry your grandma is in a coma but in my defense, she REALLY sucks at dodge ball.

   If I'm ever in a coma, please don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love.

   *wakes up from 2 year coma surrounded by friends & family Where's my phone?