Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Pickleball. As if tennis wasn't g@y enough already.

   You do you. Because God knows no one else will.

   Don’t worry, someday the other one will drop.

   Just saw your picture on social media, and you look like a “before” picture.

   You could have been an extra in Chernobyl.

   What doesn’t kill you disappoints the rest of us.

   Did you develop your personality in a car crash?

   If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic at all times.

   I'm electrineering the engineers.

   Zero by dividing.

   Harvesting work from paperclips

   I'm Sychic and I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking I spelled psychic wrong.