Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   TSA is no longer going to use that scanner that shows passengers in the nude. They made an executive decision Today after the View Cast boarded a flight at LAX.

   6 am too early to drink

   No Epstein files will be released. Hunter Biden is not going to be President. AOC isn't either. Trump's not going to prison, neither is Obama. Cut the partisan nonsense already, you numbskulls.

   GaryKoenig, please stop with horrible jokes. You're the lamest asshole on social media.

   You are one big kunt.

   Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!

   thinks that Facebook is like a college dormitory. No matter the hour, there's always someone up. Also, someone is drunk.

   Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from all women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

   Do you suppose Ghosts believe in People??

   I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. (another great post by Gary K.