Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Just when I think I'm not a very good Catholic, I remember that the previous Pope wasn't a very good Catholic either.

   Our world would be a much better place if Jesus would hold a press conference.

   Your bark is worse than your bite... but your leg humping is quite pleasurable.

   "The president's economic reset over the next 3-6 months might be a little rocky...." A little? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

   Aww poor baby! Do you want some cheese with your wine?

   F*ck cancer

   Marginalized People refers to those who prefer margarine over butter.

   Aliens: Planet Earth is strange. The male of the human species' primary focus is to insert a body part into a stench filled opening of a female body part. There are exceptions that also make no sense..

   You can post jokes by successful comedians here, yet you get some los€r flaming the t¿umbs d○wn tab a hundred times. The sorriest s¡t€ on the internet.

   There you go.

   Come on be funny again

   If you're not Catholic. Kindly shut the f**k about the new Pope.