Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I know a guy in Calgary who keyed a piece of garbage Tesla last night outside a bar lol Great job!

   Most m*g* men are attracted to children.

   The next pro-Tr*mp Post is 100% written by a guy who's been inside a five-year-old.

   If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".

   DOGE has found so much fraud that not a single person has been charged with fraud. And in case you were wondering? Yes. Melania's still a wh*re 😂

   Men on men, adult on child... why are you so fixated?

   I just bought $200 worth of groceries... And then ordered pizza because I don't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries!

   Dem women are disgusting.

   Good morning, l*fticles... let the meltdown begin!

   When I was 7 I found a gun underneath my mom's pillow and All I could think was Damn I can't wait to lose all my teeth !

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.

   Today we bow down and lower our eyes in a show of respect for our King of Lef*ist Shallow Blather.

   We are becoming a “pay forward slavery” society we are enslaving future generations to pay for our mistakes today.

   Since 2020 to December 2024, the national debt per person has gone from $80,885 to $106,119. Thats a $25,234 increase. As a family of 4, you just picked up over $100,000 in debt. So since you can’t pay it all, you gonna live it to your kids as inheritan

   There's a lot of anti Trump babies in here!

   My mom's dead. lol

   Give a 👎 if you're ok with Tr*mp and El*n r*ping more women.

   What's happened to the raving le*ticle poster today? I'm beginning to worry that something's happened to him.

   по сути теперь мы владеем тобой

   If you answer the phone with "Hello, you're on the air!" most telemarketers will quickly hang up.