Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   In other news… Elon Musk is now going to also buy McDonald's so he can fix all the ice cream machines.

   AOC should read Exodus 21: 22-25 in the Bible to show how wrong she really is.

   lol, did anyone actually read Exodus 21? Take a read and feel dumb.

   Strong with this fourth day of may, the force is — Yoda

   With you, may the fourth be — Yoda

   Hide inside your friend’s toothpaste tube to give them a mysterious minty fresh surprise.

   Food is my favorite F-word.

   Maaaaay The 4th Be With You

   It’s better to appear strange to others than to be a stranger to yourself.

   Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

   When someone tells you to hang on, but you hang up because you didn’t want to talk to them anyway.

   Sometimes, not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

   Travel and tell no one. Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. People ruin beautiful things.

   In a world full of hate, Be Kind.

   Did you hear about the boat that sunk on the 5th of May that had all that mayonnaise on it? It was called, Sinko the Mayo.

   How will people learn from their mistakes without other people to tell them "I told you so"?

   What if Sam Kinison were still alive.. And someone tried to assault him onstage?

   Sandstorms? Nahson.. It's called, crunchy sandwiches for a week

   Deep Rock Galactic

   Please keep your opinions and microdroplets to yourself.