Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Apparently, referring to Latex Gloves as "Corona Condoms" at work is frowned upon.

   If it was called a "rebsite" Elmer Fudd would pronounce it correctly.

   I'm much more conscious of my square usage these days.

   I cant stand online scammers! And if you and all your friends would like to learn how to avoid them send me $19.95 and I'll tell you how!

   It's been awhile but I guess now would be a good time to check on my crops and see how they're growing in Farmville.

   If you drive by my house and see my kids picking weeds and crying, keep driving. They're on a field trip. #Quarantined

   Of course NY has the most cases of Covid-19. It has the most m0r0ns.

   The reporter on CNN said that at the end of the day, the thing that will keep you safe is common sense. Some of you are in serious trouble.

   Sadly, the Coronavirus has better coverage than T-Mobile.

   Hormel Foods made their first batch of spam in 1937 With all the food hoarding going on they are about to make their 2nd batch

   I hate to brag but strangers were spraying me with Lysol before this all started.

   April Fools Day is a good day to confess your love to your crush. That way you can save face and say "April Fools!" if they reject you.

   Roses are red, April is grey, I hope we can leave our houses by may.

   Bees: why are all the humans disappearing

   Some youths have stolen all the bus stop signs down my road... Where do they get off?

   This is why the government won’t tell us if aliens are real. You fockers will panic and buy all the tin foil.

   The below post, I checked on his Twitter page. Now I see why he's this stupid. SMH.

   Michigan is now 5th in the nation for Corona virus cases, but I wouldn't worry too much. They'll lose to Iowa and Wisconsin and eventually fall out of the top 20 altogether.

   there another tax we can pay to stop Covid 19 or does that just work for climate change?

   All the pigeons be like where the eff is everyone??