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There's always a truth behind "JUST KIDDING", a little emotion behind "I DON'T CARE", a little pain behind "IT'S OKAY", a little "I NEED U" behind "LEAVE ME ALONE
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06-06-2010 23:27 by BEGO
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The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart
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06-07-2010 21:16 by BEGO
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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06-07-2010 21:26 by BEGO
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
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06-07-2010 21:36 by BEGO
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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
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06-07-2010 21:57 by BEGO
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True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
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06-09-2010 17:46 by BEGO
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With all due of respect, I would love to be able to walk up to you and offer you a big, nice cup of shut the f*** up.
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06-11-2010 00:10 by BEGO
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Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.
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06-13-2010 23:04 by BEGO
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Why is it one you always wish for is out there somewhere...just waiting for the right time for you both to meet..and it will happen when you least expect it... :)
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06-13-2010 23:29 by BEGO
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flipping channels and saw a girl I hooked up with about a year ago on the Maury show talking about she had only been with two guys and she was 100% he was the father of her baby. It was hilarious! I stopped laughing when Maury said you are not the father
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06-15-2010 21:03 by BEGO
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now currently accepting resumes for a Full and/or Part time girlfriend. All applicants may apply within. You will be contacted with a call back if you meet the appropriate requirements. Please send you # at FB mail. Thank you
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06-16-2010 21:07 by BEGO
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I Think there is in every girl's life a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.
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06-17-2010 22:47 by BEGO
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Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
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06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO
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You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.
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06-18-2010 15:25 by BEGO
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Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave
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06-22-2010 21:32 by BEGO
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Dont buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...
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06-23-2010 14:36 by BEGO
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Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..
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06-23-2010 15:02 by BEGO
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Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.
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07-01-2010 22:09 by BEGO
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There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little knowledge behind every "I don't know", a little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "It's okay"!
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07-04-2010 23:45 by BEGO
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Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)
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07-07-2010 21:46 by BEGO
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