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   messageicon : Microwave broke - time to break out the Easy Bake Oven.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:14 by Charles347 Comments (0)  

   messageicon great advice for those seeking to get out of a terrible relationship and tried almost everything: start peeing the bed. But make sure its theirs.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:12 by Charles347 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo, is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:20 by Charles347 Comments (1)  

   messageicon wondering when SkyNet is finally going online? I've been preparing for that moment since 1985.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:16 by Charles347 Comments (0)  

   messageicon told its Erection Day today. I'm wasn't sure if I ever celebrated that holiday in the past, but a waiter at Hong Kong Buffet insisted it was and I better get out and vote.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:11 by Charles347 Comments (0)  

   messageicon knows you partied too hard the night before when you're eating cereal naked the next day and your girlfriend says: "Put your clothes on". Just then you realize that was not your girlfriend - it's some woman walking her dog.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:21 by Charles347 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎[citation needed]
←Rate | 11-09-2010 23:13 by Charles347 Comments (0)  


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