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   messageicon Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up. In other news, Taylor Swift has started writing her next album.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 23:38 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (1)  

   messageicon Let's hope this Eclipse tonight is better than the last Twilight movie....
←Rate | 12-20-2010 23:39 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon I finally got my wireless internet to work...this is the best thing to happen to me since the negative pregnancy test...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 01:12 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can charm any mother....it's getting the daughter that is the tricky part....
←Rate | 10-26-2010 14:24 by @jason_vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon When times get tough, just live a little more and laugh twice as much.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 03:07 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Got MLK?
←Rate | 01-16-2011 23:19 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
←Rate | 01-21-2011 18:46 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (1)  

   messageicon Instead of studying for Finals I am currently putting together my audition tape for the next season of Jersey Shore...Not Glee...I have standards...
←Rate | 04-29-2010 18:33 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank You Rich Rod for an Amazing 3 Years, your time has been greatly appreciated! - The Rest of the Big Ten
←Rate | 01-04-2011 14:57 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (0)  


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