vicky manuja Funny Status Messages

   Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve..

   I believe I can find my soul mate in #TomorrowLand

   I go tweetless when I see you.

   No one is ever bored enough to start studying.

   Life is a Kaleidoscope after few beers! *Sunday Closed*

   If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

   They should make untangling headphones an olympic sport.

   If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

   Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

   You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.