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   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why can't we $hit like dogs, I'm tired of wiping my @ss......
←Rate | 08-17-2015 19:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
←Rate | 07-24-2015 17:33 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I blame Subway!! The kids had a better chance of outrunning Jared when he was fat......
←Rate | 07-07-2015 18:41 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got kicked out of Subway for asking if I could get a footlong Spicy Italian in my Kids Meal....
←Rate | 07-07-2015 17:48 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?
←Rate | 06-26-2015 15:25 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon If time is money.... Facebook owes me like...27 billion dollars...
←Rate | 04-14-2015 19:14 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:43 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's so sad that Leonard Nimoy didn't live long enough to find out what color that dress was.....
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:19 by sully Comments (0)  


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