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   messageicon Two year olds today can unlock an iphone, open and close apps all by themselves... When I was that age, I was eating dirt
←Rate | 04-30-2015 23:54 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In The News: Supreme leader Comrade Kim Jong-un,. Reprimands: Jang Song Thaek, vice chairman of North Korea's highest decision-making body... "When I said to Nuke the Chinese, I meant for you to put the Kung Pao Chicken in the microwave".
←Rate | 12-15-2014 19:07 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The suicide vest bombing instructor at the Al Qaeda School of Martyrdom advised his students too "pay close attention because I'm only going to show you this once".
←Rate | 12-15-2014 09:15 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get a sore throat often, but when I do I swallow every few minutes to check to see if it still hurts.
←Rate | 07-09-2013 10:51 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever have to have a steel plate in my head,. I'm gonna start me an awsome magnet collection.
←Rate | 05-14-2013 00:10 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son weed whacked the yard without being asked... Impressed yes!! He broke out in a sweat the last time it was his turn to change the toilet paper roll.
←Rate | 05-11-2013 03:30 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it
←Rate | 06-04-2012 05:44 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Valentine is just like my pinkie toe; eventually I'm gonna bang it on all the furniture in this house...
←Rate | 02-14-2012 11:56 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drfinition of 'vitamin'; What you do when a friend comes to your door.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 16:20 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had a good scare tonight, thought I was experiencing tunnel vision,. Until I looked in the rear view mirror and I realized was wearing my hoodie... "whew"
←Rate | 12-12-2011 09:12 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  



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