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   messageicon My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own feces. After that, we never played Monopoly again.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 13:52 by piercesw Comments (0)  

   messageicon snow is like sex.....you never know when you're giong to get it and when you do, you never know how much you're going to get!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:01 by piercesw Comments (0)  


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