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   messageicon Guess who has two thumbs and is high off bath salt… sh!t where are my fu cking thumbs…
←Rate | 08-06-2012 12:43 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer?
←Rate | 01-26-2011 21:47 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 21:53 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon And the Lord said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 03:52 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honk, if you want to see my finger!
←Rate | 12-02-2010 07:54 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon Morning cardio routine: Stretch. Gravity Hand Slam on snooze button. Pull arm back under covers. Roll over. Wait 9 Minutes. Repeat
←Rate | 11-23-2010 12:07 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know about you but putting the Kardashian's on a credit card to promote financial responsability makes as much sense as getting a nun to be a spokes woman for a condom company.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 21:29 by One Comments (2)  

   messageicon Health experts recommend 3 to 4 servings of fruit a day. So I wanna know exactly how many Coronas with limes is that gonna take?
←Rate | 10-28-2010 18:17 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon i have nothing against god, it's just his fan club that i'm against
←Rate | 10-23-2010 20:08 by one Comments (8)  

   messageicon I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 23:01 by one Comments (0)  


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