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   messageicon When you have a side chick is that a mutual agreement? kind of like a mutual agreement between a boyfriend n a girlfriend? she agreed to just be the side chick or do she just not know she is? how does this work? asking for a friend....
←Rate | 04-13-2014 23:47 by NateMorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon Could schizophrenia be just a permanent high burnt in the brain from smoking too much? So permanent high?
←Rate | 03-10-2014 14:28 by NateMorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon yeah I was a vegetarian once before......for like 5 hours...til my next meal...
←Rate | 07-19-2013 17:52 by NateMorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off
←Rate | 11-22-2012 23:26 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black ops 2 comes out tomorrow!! \(T^T)/
←Rate | 11-12-2012 17:58 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon i know you guys want to remove timeline from Facebook, so do I but can you please stop sending me request for it!
←Rate | 06-02-2012 21:42 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69
←Rate | 04-04-2012 19:58 by natemorales Comments (1)  

   messageicon I don't celebrate valentines day.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 11:59 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can do a couple things with my money on Valentine's day, I can spend it on a buke of flowers or take this girl I like out to dinner.. Hmmmm.. nahhh I'm going to the Arcade!
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:25 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days!
←Rate | 02-03-2012 13:07 by natemorales Comments (0)  


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