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   messageicon Apparently this guy on the street was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad dude, my bad.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 19:54 by molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought he was my knight in shining armor, but it turned out he was just some retard in aluminum foil
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:30 by Molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon tired of trying to be perfect, and has decided instead to try to just be herself, in hopes that one day, just maybe, that will be enough. Besides, everyone else is already taken.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 23:00 by Molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would like to remind all my friends who also spent Valentine's day alone, St. Patricks day is only a month away... Start drinking!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 16:16 by Molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon a little disappointed that Egyptians don't walk any different from the rest of us!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:55 by Molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 girls I graduated with got engaged yesterday! I, on the other hand, was engaged in knitting in my snuggie while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" for about the hundredth time, and playing Robot Unicorn Attack. Thinking maybe I should get out more....
←Rate | 12-25-2010 23:10 by Molly Comments (0)  



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