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   messageicon This vacation ain't nothing to write home about.
←Rate | 04-10-2014 09:47 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realized something. Rosie O'Donnell reminds me of a circus bear in a pantsuit.
←Rate | 03-28-2014 09:56 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Bowl 48. Two teams from the only two states to have legalized pot. I can't guarantee who'll win, but I can guarantee that Frito-Lay is gonna make more $ than the NFL on this one.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 09:23 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  


   messageicon America, where mediocrity reigns supreme. How else do you explain "our" love affair with The Kardashians, Family Guy, and Dr. Oz?
←Rate | 12-11-2013 15:28 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "necessity" that is Planned Parenthood, in all actuality, stemmed from Unplanned Parenting In The Hood.
←Rate | 11-07-2013 09:17 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obamacare: Just another government handout; this time forcing the funding by tax payers through the threat of penalties for non-compliance.
←Rate | 10-26-2013 10:56 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  



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