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   messageicon A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
←Rate | 12-14-2017 05:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon My theory is that Big Foot is in hiding because he's self conscious about the size of his feet.
←Rate | 12-11-2017 04:26 by Flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life doesn’t hand me lemons, it fires them at me rapidly from a lemon cannon.
←Rate | 10-29-2017 18:32 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can anyone recommend a good book to tell people I'm reading?
←Rate | 10-28-2017 18:02 by flinnie Comments (2)  

   messageicon I'm so glad that the Subaru boxcar hobo commercial had a 'do not attempt' disclaimer. I was on the verge of a major lifestyle change
←Rate | 08-20-2017 18:37 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon America won't be truly great again until we eradicate anyone who willingly orders coleslaw as a side
←Rate | 03-12-2017 07:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.
←Rate | 11-03-2016 06:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
←Rate | 11-03-2016 05:45 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've never been a fan of multi-tasking or quite frankly regular tasking.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 05:46 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.
←Rate | 07-24-2016 07:39 by flinnie Comments (0)  


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