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   messageicon I like animals more than people. Mind you I also kill, skin, butcher, and eat animals.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 03:49 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heritage For The Blind wants me to donate my old car to them. FUNK THAT! We have enought people that can't drive that can see why the hell would I want a blind person driving.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 20:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not much of a Target person...just seems hypocritical that you can't buy guns, ammo or....targets at a place called Target!!
←Rate | 05-28-2013 02:53 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a blind date and I keep having people tell me to just be myself. Are you kidding me? Have you read my FB post?
←Rate | 10-23-2012 02:43 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is one of the few days of the year I can pretend to be a Kardashian (do nothing and get paid for it).
←Rate | 09-03-2012 18:27 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Im worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 03:45 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm really looking forward to the hurricane coverage to see which news reporter falls flat on their face from the wind...Ahhh, watching them fall never gets old!
←Rate | 08-25-2012 18:57 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know that you work too much when you count hours off and not days off.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 21:59 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I believe in evolution by natural selection. But I have one big problem with it. Its not fast enough and there are too many safeguards in place not to let nature do its thing.
←Rate | 08-14-2012 20:34 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its almost Barf day. That day you get one more year older want want to barf but can't so you induce yourself with booz until you do.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 16:42 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


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