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   messageicon Today I'm wearing my new underwear, On the front it reads "I would do anything for love" and the back says "But I wont do that"...
←Rate | 02-14-2014 15:49 by Boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your phone gets wet, try putting it in rice over night. This will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you.
←Rate | 10-11-2013 15:46 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!
←Rate | 12-06-2011 12:40 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
←Rate | 09-22-2011 16:35 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon The OJ trial started the Kardashian tradition of getting black guys off
←Rate | 07-07-2011 12:09 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:26 by Boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:17 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got gas today for $2.45 to bad it was from taco bell
←Rate | 06-28-2011 17:52 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can you believe that people are actually paying Atheists $150 to take care of their pets after the Rapture???!!! I'm just mad because I paid more than that for them to harvest my crops on Farmville.... :(
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:45 by BOO Comments (0)  


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